Car can’t move due to frozen door, no ticket please
Note: I have nothing of value left in my car, but thanks for checking anyway
Icecream parking note
Sorry! Don’t ticket me, I have to go poo
Enjoying the benefits of society windshield note
Park less crappily
Curse windshield note
Optimus Prime windshield note
y u no park in designated space?
You are ruining my life windshield note
I hope you crash and learn your lesson windshield note
Slide across your hood like a movie star windshield note
I’m pretending to right down my details windshield note
Sir Tyrannosaurus Rex windshield note
Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman windshield note
Who taught you to park? Stevie Wonder?
Her death is on your shoulders windshield note
Call me windshield note
I am not a drug dealer windshield note
four parking spaces windshield note
Learn to park Hellen Keller
speedracer windshield note
Deviants windshield note
Beaches are fun windshield note
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits