Here’s how to hack the whole parenting thing.

This dad who figured out a way to combine his two loves

Mario Kart + my young = everything

Whoever invented the mop onesie.

Why clean when your baby can just crawl?

This dad who didn’t have time to grab a dinner tray

“Hold this, will you? Thanks.”

And this one that doesn’t want to walk to the table

Horizontal shape + vertical limbs = table

This parent who didn’t want to deal with hand-me-down drama

If it fits, it’s yours.

This innovative father

The thug life chose me.

This man who just wanted to play video games

Well done, sir.

And this one

A dad’s advertisement for Baby Bjorn.

This parent who got creative with a laser pointer

He’s just like my cat, but an offspring version.

This guy who wanted his kid to enjoy swinging as much as he wanted to enjoy his beer

*We don’t actually condone this one, unless you’re wheelchair bound.

This parent who turned their chores into their Lindsay’s playtime

“We should let the neighbors hire her.”

This parent who doesn’t want to deal

Not dealing.

The person who don’t want to hold nothing

While simultaneously scaring the shit out of potential predators because ALIEN VEST.

This dad who doesn’t want to bother with a napkin

Waste not, want not.

And this one who got the napkin but wants it to be hands-free

And lastly, the mom who came up with the “get along shirt.”