25 most hilarious windshield notes ever…

Car can’t move due to frozen door, no ticket please




Note: I have nothing of value left in my car, but thanks for checking anyway



Icecream parking note





Sorry! Don’t ticket me, I have to go poo



Enjoying the benefits of society windshield note



Park less crappily





Curse windshield note



Optimus Prime windshield note



y u no park in designated space?





You are ruining my life windshield note



I hope you crash and learn your lesson windshield note



Slide across your hood like a movie star windshield note





I’m pretending to right down my details windshield note



Sir Tyrannosaurus Rex windshield note



Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman windshield note





Who taught you to park? Stevie Wonder?



Her death is on your shoulders windshield note



Call me windshield note





I am not a drug dealer windshield note



four parking spaces windshield note



Learn to park Hellen Keller





speedracer windshield note



Deviants windshield note



Beaches are fun windshield note





May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits